Beta:
Characters: a bit 'all, some more and some less, but in this chapter only Donna and Lt.
Pairing: Future pseudo Ten / Rose and Jack attempt at a Jack / Ten. More or not.
Part: Prologue
Rating:
Genre: Crack, fable (?)
Warning: AU
Notes: Dedicated to
There was a time, long ago, a distant kingdom.
This kingdom, known to the world as Chiswick, was ruled by Queen Donna.
So far it all back.
only that the queen was not so much the evil ruler of a kingdom otherwise wonderful and amazingly was not even good (not in a motherly way in which all the queens are Good painted, at least).
was eccentric, yes. But not with malice.
However, in this distant realm, a guest of Queen Donna, the Doctor also lived, last survivor of the royal house of the kingdom of Gallifrey: The Lords of Time.
Why did you call Doctor and Principe is unknown, any attempt to interview in this regard had been hampered by enemy invasion or sudden changes of subject.
The Doctor and Donna were close friends in their own way, but both at times were extremely difficult to live in contact with each other.
And they had good reasons, too: first, people seemed to expect to marry, an idea that brought goosebumps to both (and gagging the queen, who while belonging to the Royal Family was not a example of finesse), the Doctor, in addition, has always felt a burning envy for the long red hair woman, because he, in almost a millennium of life and ten different bodies, he had never had and it seemed unfair that someone was doing well the first time.
Moreover, the Doctor was also frightened by the powerful blows that seemed fun at the queen Donna trim. Not that he ever admitted out loud that fear, especially in public.
For her part, Donna was extremely irritating to the Doctor's ability to talk constantly about everything and more and without the slightest encouragement.
This very fact is the cause of the events that I'm going to tell you.did not want to be a chapter fic, but the inspiration abandoned me and I do not run fast enough to chase (and the scooter will not start and the car is out of gas).
I hope you come back soon and let me go ahead, meanwhile ... BEST WISHES, AIE!
And remember ... THE BAD WOLF IS LOOKING AT YOU! * Insert image of Hello Kitty dressed as a Big Bad Wolf finally here *